Two of my neighbors are simultaneously using loud power tools. I would like to take my ears off.
Please.
One of MANY beautiful butterflies spotted during the hike. One of few actually photographed well.
In Love, Forever.
Tree!
Lake Duluti, Tanzania
Prepare yourselves for Tanzania nature spammm.
My Life.
- Sandy: *WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF*
- Me (in the shower): That's the second time in one hour she's barked at something out front. I bet there's some intruder or serial killer out there. He's probably coming in now with some weapon and is going to kill us all.
- Me (fear and anticipation making my skin crawl): Sandy stopped barking. I bet he killed her.
- House: Makes some random noise.
- Me: Oh god, that's probably him killing my mom. Should I get out of the shower and lock the bathroom door? Stay in here? Get out now and go help?
- Jenny: *Silence*
- Me (keeping head out of water so as to hear better): Why isn't Jenny making any noise? Shouldn't she be screaming or something? I bet her music is drowning it out.
- Me (braced for impact): I bet he's going to come in here any minute now. What does he want? Maybe he's waiting for me to open the door.
- Me (ready to leave bathroom): Okay, I'm probably going to find bodies and blood and all sorts of crazy shit.
- Me: *open bathroom door* Everything is normal...
- Me: Jenny, what was Sandy barking at?
- Jenny: I don't know.
- Me (on the outside): Oh, okay. Cool.
- Me (on the inside): YOU DIDN'T CHECK?!?! He's probably out there waiting for the perfect moment!
So I like this photo…but…what the fuck am I doing with my face?
I was in need of a summer haircut. :-)
I registered Zeke with Jefferson County today. He’s officially official. :-D
Sometimes I take short little naps and have the craziest, most intense dreams.
And then I wake up feeling so disoriented and confused and my eyes are all groggy.
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Kayla. 20. Denver. Writer. Outdoor Adventurer. Vegan. Student. Dog Handler. Slam Poet. Etc. Etc. Etc. :-)
